Maltese dog lovers of the world, untie!
Maltese dog breeders of quality pet and show Maltese puppies is a creepy web site about a kind of tiny, harmless dog. Tonight when I go to sleep, I'm going to see a tiny maltese marching inexorably toward me. (Shudder).
Also, scroll down for such notable quotables as "Many thanks to David Fitzpatrick for his gentle and loving handling."