We're in a minivan traveling tiny mountain roads in France, and we're
late. I see a sign ahead that says something like "3 Cassis." What's
a cassis? Nobody in the car knows. We continue to speed along.
Several seconds pass. Then the road abruptly drops several feet. Me,
my brother, my fiancee, our minivan, all our luggage, and the bikes in
the rack on the back of the minivan are now flying and falling. I
have a moment to be thankful that my seat belt is keeping me somewhere
in the vicinity of my seat. We land, very hard, still going very
fast. We have enough time to glance at each other incredulously
before the road drops away again. By the third cassis, we've slowed
down enough that the minivan stays on the ground. I don't think I'll
ever forget that "cassis" is a noun meaning something like "sudden,
large drop."
Mad props are due to Renault for their Espace minivan, which came
through the cassis situation with no damage. It's not every car that
can survive a jump while it's fully loaded. Plus, through all of this
mountain driving it got about 30 mpg.