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Finally, we know what bikes Bush and Kerry ride

In today's New York Times' Week In Review section, there's an article, Culture Wars, on Two Wheels, that tells us about the cycling styles of Bush and Kerry. All I can say is, it's about time.

As the article tells us, Kerry rides a road bike while Bush rides a mountain bike. The article also tells us that Bush falls off his bike a lot more than Kerry, though that's probably because Bush is an idiot. No no no, just kidding! It's because off-roading involves riding on rough terrain with brush, branches, large pointy rocks, and scary-looking squirrels. Anyhow, read the article and decide for yourself.